1. Napping is crucial.
2. I have been known to be crabby most times but then sweet and loving if I want to get my way.
3. Sometimes I want to snuggle.
4. Sometimes I don't.
5. But most times, I sleep much better when I am snuggled up next to the person I love most.
6. I have some extra cushioning.
7. I am a very finicky eater, and I love treats.
8. I get irritated when I am not the center of attention.
9. When I am center of said attention, particularly when there are several people around, I have been known to do some embarrassing things, completely unaware.
10. I believe I am Queen of My House, yet stepping outside into the world can, at times, be scary.
11. I don't like change, but I'll eventually get used to it.
12. Loud noises make me jump.
13. Sometimes I'll wake up from a bad dream and cry (her: meow) a bit, then fall back asleep.
14. Most days, I am disinclined to move, though occasionally I will tear around the house like a mad(cat)woman.
15. I like looking at myself in the mirror.
Ways I Am NOT Like My Cat, Missy:
1. I do not sleep approximately 23 of the 24 hours of the day.
2. Though I've been known to embarrass myself in public, it is NOT because I have marched in the center of the room, lifted my leg most ungraciously, and proceeded to lick my privates in front of mixed company.
3. I do not poo onto litter, step in it, then proceed to track it across the house.
4. I do not drink water from a bowl.
5. I also do not find panties, hair elastics, and socks, and drop them into said bowl to make tea or soup.
6. I do not eat plastic.
7. I do not chase the beams of light that scatter across our bedroom when cars drive by, nor do I meow in protest when I can't seem to "catch" them.
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