when not to wear your nursing school uniform

--Going to the bad-times Super Wal-mart at the same time as a scary, spiky-haired blond guy who wears sunglasses indoors, stalks you down several aisles whilst staring at your chest, then approaches you in Sportswear to ask you multiple questions about his wife getting into your nursing school, apologizing several times and repeating, "I don't mean to scare you." UH-HUH.