My e-mail inbox has been curiously empty lately. It makes me a little sad, and maybe a little worried, as if I might have been e-mailing volumes of nasty-grams to all my contacts in my sleep. Or, that my computer is one of thousands that some dude hacked into with spamming software, and now no one wants to e-mail me because their inboxes are filled with mail with subjects like "vIaGGGRa makS U gRoWw loong.schloong!!!" and "loanzEZtoqualify".
My phone just broke, too. I can't hear anyone, though they can hear me frantically saying "hello? hello? can you hear me?". The speakerphone function works, except then I'm broadcasting my bidness to the world, and we end up all like "huh? whad'you say?" anyway. I'm going to try and get it fixed tomorrow.
Isolation really sucks. I think I'm going to get a volleyball, name it Wilson, and talk to it as I become one with the land.
1 comment:
That's hilarious!
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