Friday, November 28, 2008

five superpowers I would like to have, if I were a cartoon and/or a character on Heroes

1. The ability to make time stand still while I still moved. Think of all the sleep I could catch up on.

2. The ability to fly through the air. I think it's one of many reasons why we love Superman and Spider-man and Batman.

3. The ability to become invisible. Black Friday would be so much more fun that way.

4. The ability to heal anything and everything. I often wish I had this power when I'm at work.

5. The ability to wear spandex and still look hawwwwt. Okay, so not technically a superpower, but it would still be nice.

1 comment:

Norm Tumlinson said...

5. The ability to think happy thoughts while driving on I-4

4. Definitely the flying gig.

3. Running real fast a-la-Superfuzz (circa 1980)

2. The ability to have a flawless tan after sunning for 30 minutes (I think I may be revealing too much here)

1. I don't know if this counts as a super power but that lady on Bewitched with her "nose-wiggle" thing. I'd like to do that for cleaning the dishes.