this is armageddon, I know it.

Lots of people are saying that it's a new day:



But I tell you: THE END IS NEAR.



Because if there's any person alive who can not scream with terror but instead SMILE with that THING on their face, and if there's a possibility that I ever might encounter that, that... five-inch hissing THING either in my lawn, in my kitchen, or *shudders* ON MY FACE, I'm pretty sure that THAT, not policy reversals, marks the end of the world as we know it.

Augggghhhhh....

(PS - the girl in that photo looks suspiciously like my friend Lotus from Sarcastic Mom, but I know she would never, ever, EVER do that to me...)