Hmmmm... is it morning yet?
Mmmmmm....
Wow. I actually feel rested. This never happens when I have to get up for work.
Mmmmmm.
Rested. At 5:30 in the morning. Mmmmmm.
(yawn)
(stretch)
(scratch)
Mmmmmm...
(suddenly realizes that sun is a bit too bright in the room to be so early, sits straight up in bed)
Honey, what time is it?
him: mmmhbmblfmmm... uh... ohmygoditssevenoclock!
SEVEN O'CLOCK! It can't be seven! I had to be at work half an hour ago! Didn't you set the alarm?
him: NO. Didn't YOU set the alarm?
(sound of breaking glass, cat screeching, general pandemonium)
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