Obviously, I haven't ever held any of these jobs, but I have this feeling that I would be completely AWESOME at them:
1. Talk show host. I think it would be awesome to do schtick with celebrities all day in front of a cheering audience. And I would be one of those extra-cool hosts that gives away totally amazing gifts to my audience, and everyone would jump up and down and cry in joy.
2. Personal shopper to really rich people. I hate shopping for myself - clothes, anyway. But I luvvvv shopping for other people... so then you give me money to buy you awesome things AND pay me on top of that? Seriously sweet.
3. Official taste-tester for Haagen-Daaz. Do I need to explain this one? I didn't think so.
4. Astronaut. I would love to see God's amazing creation from space. Also? That zero-gravity idea really appeals to me. There are no scales in space, yo.
5. Best-selling authoress. Fiction, probably. And I would have some romantic nom de plume, a mysterious photo on the back cover with heavily-made-up eyes, and legions of people wondering who I really am and where do I get my amazing inspiration. Also, I would have an adorable cottage in some remote scenic area where I hole myself to do my writing. And someone to clean up after me, too.
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