a stolen meme

I can't concentrate long enough to write a thoughtful post because Aidan is in front of me being so incredibly adorable - I keep giggling every time he does, which is often - so here's a meme I considerately nicked from Carissa. Have fun learning a little more about me:

I AM… (I'll just leave it at that: "I am".)
I WANT… a Dyson vacuum cleaner. A pink one, preferably.
I HAVE… a perfectly good vacuum cleaner, and a bad case of I-want-itis, apparently.
I KEEP... too much stuff. But I love making my twice-yearly trips to Goodwill to clean it all out - so therapeutic!
I WISH I COULD… redo some major decision/turning points in my life with the perspective I have now.
I HATE... cilantro. (I've said that many times, but so strong is my hatred, it bears repeating.)
I FEAR... something happening to either or both of my men.
I HEAR... Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, my husband's car pulling into the driveway, and Aidan's giggling. Awesome.
I DON’T THINK... it's right that political campaigns spend more time bashing the other candidate rather than truthfully present their proposed plan of action. It makes me not want to vote at all, really.
I REGRET... writing off so many people in school because I assumed they wouldn't like me.
I LOVE… cooler weather, and that some of it has arrived today.
I AM NOT... overspending this Christmas season.
I DANCE... like the stiff white woman that I am.
I SING… all. the. time. Love it.
I NEVER... sleep on my back.
I RARELY… watch scary movies. I don't like 99% of them.
I CRY WHEN I WATCH… Monsters Inc. When Sulley has to leave Boo behind in her room at the end, or when he roars and makes her cry - ugh. Big nasty tears.
I AM NOT ALWAYS... weepy when I watch Pixar films.
I HATE THAT... drivers are so bad around here.
I’M CONFUSED ABOUT… uh, pretty much everything.
I NEED... a nap. Oh pretty please?
I SHOULD… stop using the word "should" in so many sentences about myself.